Illustrations by Hazel Bee

When we’re bored in town without fail we’ll wander into Utility and chuckle at these cards by Hazel Bee. We’ve seen the same ones countless times but they’re still boss. If Hazel created a comic we would read it.

This is our go-to design for basically anyone that needs a card whether they’ve died or given birth (Hazel, please replace ‘hangover’ with ‘popped out another didn’t I.’)

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Each card is 100% recycled, fair trade and printed with vegetable oil in case you get hungry. Here are a few more of our faves:

 

And we don’t usually buy into Valentine’s commercialism but WHERE ARE OUR RALPH & ALAN PILLOW CASES GOD YOU’RE SO NEGLECTFUL.

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If that’s not your cup of vodka, here are some more sensual designs:

For the full range of items including temporary tattoos HAHAHA DAD THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY NOBODY CARES ABOUT FOREHEAD TATTOOS ANYMORE visit http://www.hazelbee.co.uk.

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